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Fuck Off Heart Cake Candle

Fuck Off Heart Cake Candle

Regular price $49.99 AUD
Regular price Sale price $49.99 AUD
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It's 9:00pm and you just want your guests to leave, but you just can't muster up the courage to move them on...

That's why we've brought out the FUCK OFF candle! Simply take out a match, place the candle on the table and light her right up. Your guests will get the memo without you feeling awkward 👍

This lovely candle also makes a memorable gift for that friend you love to hate.

Made from soy wax blend, and might be too cute to melt xxx

Made by FUN CLUB.

Product Details

  • unscented soy wax blend candle
  • Candle measures approx. 11.5 cm x 11.5 cm x 6.5 cm (385 g)
  • Comes in a super cute gift-ready box
  • Box measures approx. 14 cm x 14 cm x 9 cm
  • Designed for vibes, but yes - you can burn it

Shipping

🚚 Shipping Time + Cost
Items ship next business day from Sydney.

🇦🇺 Australia
Standard: 2–6 business days – $10 (or FREE over $100)
Express: 1–4 business days – $15

🇺🇸 United States
Flat Rate: $25 AUD
FREE over $175 AUD
Shipped from Australia — allow 15+ days for delivery
(Mainland US only)

Happiness Guarantee

Our Happiness Guarantee

We want you to love your order - like, full-body-smile love it. If something’s not right, we’ll make it right.

Ordered the wrong size?
No stress. You can return it (in original condition) for store credit or a free exchange. We’ve got your back. 

Something arrived damaged, faulty, or off-print?
Let us know straight away and we’ll fix it fast - with a replacement or full refund. No guilt, no weird hoops.

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Sweary cake candles for baddies with excellent taste.

Frosted, oversized, and zero scent (perfect for overstimulated baddies), they’re made to decorate, delight, and mildly intimidate. Each one comes in a super cute box, making them the ultimate girly gift for birthdays, breakups, baddies, and besties. Burn them or don’t they’re a maximalist home décor piece, candle, and love letter all in one.